I know not everybody likes ‘ol Bandit. Specially my competitors who ain’t as smart or as good looking as me. But them internet trolls is getting on my nerves. Even Todd could’t believe it when somebody said I shouldn’t be on the radio and tv no more. And Todd’s a marketing genius! (smart enough to have me on his commercials, am I right?)
But just because I’m the cheapest, and the best don’t mean I don’t got feelings. So if you don’t want me around no more, fine. I’ll take my business where I’m ‘preciated. You can still call my answering machine if ya want yer heating and air-conditioning done cheap, if not particularly fast-like.
But you’ll have to look elsewhere for yer favorite media personality. I’s going on strike!