The Cheapskate Special
$10 Bucks says, “I’m Your Man”
Todd’s got his “always-on-time or ya don’t pay a dime” and $500 repair and installation guarantees. Other guys try n’ copy the on-time thing, but with a lower number like 100 bucks. Some guys just say “we’re the best” n’ leave it at that. But I know what ya really want. Ya want the cheapest deal you kin find!
So I got $10 bucks says I can fix or install it cheaper n’ anybody. Don’t ask how I work my magic. You’re just gonna have to trust me.
My answerin’ machine’s on 24/7