Making’ money always gets me in a patriotic mood. So Bandit Air is having are Independence Day Air Conditioning’ / Leaf Blowin’ special. Do you wanna buy it? Do you believe in life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? It’s the same answer, son.
So here’s how it works.
Just call my Red White and Blue Answering’ machine at 757–481–8096 and lemme know that you pledge allegiance to the flag enough to hire the cheapest guy in the business! My Independence Day Special only costs roughly $1776 bucks, depending on your existing AC system and how many trees ya gotten yer yard. And everyone who acts now and hurries in and don’t delay ’n all that gets a free stove-pipe hat, just like George Washington used to wear.
Turns out them hats is also pretty dang useful if I need a extra bit o’ ductwork real quick.
Now my rival, Todd, may not be using’ July 4th to sell stuff, but that just shows that he’s a little off his rocker. And it wouldn’t be the first time he did something that don’t make no sense.
So call Ol’ Bandit and show you hold these truths to be self-evident by spending some genuine US dollars with Bandit Air. Otherwise, yer letting’ the bad guys win. Don’t do it for me; do it for our founding fathers.