Since I’s always looking fer ways to make things cheaper, I done decided to sell air conditioners where it’s already cold. Then if it breaks down, no one’ll notice! So I’s heading to Antarctica. I’m so smart I can sell AC to penguins. With Bandit’s patented antarctic air conditioners, ya don’t needs to plug ‘em in or nothing. It’s green technology. All the cold you want, for virtually free. **Some Exceptions apply.
So enjoy your time without Bandit. Youse is the ones what said I should go away. So instead of watching me on the radio, you can listen to regular boring commercials that nobody likes. You couldn’t pay me to come back. But if you want to try, just send your money by email to the address on my home page. I don’t have to like it, but I’ll cash the check.
I’ll be the top air conditioning service in the whole continent by the end of the week, I’m guessing. So call now if you want me to do your installation. My answering machine is on 24/7 to remind you what I used to sound like.
** There’s a few days in January where it might be a little too warm. Suck it up, ya baby.