Always thought I’d be a good Tug Boat Captain. So I did me a little research and it turns out Paraguay is just dying for someone as smart as me. Seems there’s virtually nobody in Paraguay qualified to operate a tug-boat. So that makes me a shoe-in for being the top man in the field.
I’s used to being the best at pretty much everything I does.
So if you’re in South America and you needs yer super-tanker, or yer sailboat, or yer battleship or canoe or whatever towed from point A to point B just call my answering machine. I might just be out swabbing the deck and therefore too busy to answer the phone myself. Can’t say for sure. In the meantime, I hope yer enjoying life without ol’ Bandit, dull and boring though it is. For you, I mean. I’m enjoying all my new friends who appreciate me proper-like.
As for Todd, he can jump in the lake with the rest of you deadbeats what don’t give me the respect I deserves.