That’s right. Ol’ Bandit loves donuts almost as much as I love cutting’ corners. So go ahead and call Bandit Air for all your heating, air conditioning, plumbing, electrical, roofing, drywall, landscaping, small engine repair and pet-walking needs. Sure as shooting’ I’ll be over your house with a big plate a donuts just as quick as I can. And if I’m late, I’ll bring extra donuts.
Be sure and specify your favorite type o’ donut. I want to deliver excellent customer service. Ya hear that, Todd! You might show up on time, but I brings the donuts. And you cain’t beat me on that. Plus I’m the cheapest. And I’m the best.
I like the jellies, myself.
It’s my special offer just for April Foo… uh, just for the beginning of April. I mean, if you can’t trust Bandit to come through, who can ya trust. Am I right or am I right!