It’s about this time o’ year when people start yackin’ ‘bout tunein’ up your furnace. So I figured it was time for ol’ Bandit to level with ya.
I’m of the opinion that tune-ups is pretty much worthless. Most guys’ll come in, look over your furnace, throw a new filter in there and make sure ya ain’t got no carbon monoxide leaks. Some just wanna get in your house to try to drum up business. It’s only One Hour’s Tune-Up that actually cleans your furnace, adjusts fan speeds, oxygen ratios and guarantees yer furnace don’t break down for 6 months and you’ll save at least the tune-up cost off yer bills.
I just quit doin’ tune-ups, ‘cause I don’t wanna work as hard as One Hour, and I don’t feel like rippin’ people off as much as I used to. I figure you’ll call if it needs fixin’ or chunkin’, and you know ol’ Bandit can get you my cheapest deal.
I say, don’t get a tune-up. Wait till it breaks n’ then call me pronto.
My answerin’ machine’s always on,