I’s coming to the Mid Atlantic Home & Outdoor Living Show. Wow, that’s a mouthful. I wish they’d shorten it to something a little easier, like the Home Show!
Ol’ Bandit’s working on putting together the Bandit Air booth, if I kin finds enough cardboard to really get the job done adequate. Worst case, I just sneak into Todd’s One Hour booth, #702. They love having me around! Don’t believe me? Just think of who’d miss me the most if I were gone? That’s right. Todd! After all, without me, who’s sidekick would Todd be? Nobody! That’s who.
If yer looking for stuff done cheap? I can help ya. If yer looking for someone who specializes in everything? I’m your man. If you’re looking for a simple explanation of photosynthesis, yer barking up the wrong tree.
The show runs from Friday March 31th to Sunday April 2th. And I’ll be there as often as I can, unless I gets a better offer, in which case then I won’t. Listen, I can’t get pinned down. Give a guy some space! Being the cheapest and the best means I have to let a few things slide. Like reliability. So cross your fingers real tight and hope to see me at the Mid Atlantic Home & Outdoor Living Show.
If yer not there, then you’re nowhere. That’s what I say.