If yer not planning to not miss out going to One Hour Cares Fest, then yer stoopid with a capital oopid.
Just checking the math on that last sentence, and I think I gots it right.
Point is, it’s just a few more days until One Hour Cares Fest. And that means you might miss a chance to meet your favourite local celebrity. No, not Todd. ME!
April 21 is the day.
Hunt Club Farm is the place
One Hour Cares is the reason
Helping little guys and gals doing big things is the point
Whitney Woerz is just some of the entertainment.
Todd is one of the hosts.
Bandit is the star of the show, naturally.
Years from now people is gonna ax you where you was on April 21, 2018. If yer as smart as me, you’re gonna say, “I was at One Hour Cares Fest. I was really there.” Everyone else is just gonna lie and pretend they was there when they wasn’t. Hell, I’ve personally talked to over 400,000 people what claim to have been at Woodstock. This is gonna be even more important, historically. Because of my involvement, ya understand.
Getting yer picture taken with ol’ Bandit? That’s why the selfie was invented, son.
Put that in yer calendar and smoke it!