I consider Todd at One Hour my friend, even though he’s my competition, and he can be a bit nutty. And this time of year he sometimes get kookier than usual. Fer example, all of us HVAC (pronounced HVAC) guys have a gimmick promotional concept we like to call Bandit’s Super-Value Spring-AC-Tune-Up Special Event! Or some variationing on the theme. You can swap out some of them marketing words; they’re pretty much interchangeable.
Here’s the best part. We’s basically just chargin’ people a hundred bucks or so to do an inspection. It’s a great deal. For me! You pays the moolah, I comes and checks out yer system and finds something expensive to fix. It’s a win-win, really.
But here’s where I make you feel good about it. Because while it’s not really a smart idea to pay someone to find ways to charge you even more money, I does it cheaper. My tune up special is only $49.98, which is a penny less than the next cheapest. So while it doesn’t really help you, at least you can afford it.
Now, Todd likes to charge more n I do, which is why I’m better, and smarter. But he actually does a bunch of service work. Enough that he can guarantee your system won’t break down for the rest of the summer. Which if you ax me, is just preventing him from making more money. Well, dang it all to helipads, that’s just dumb!