After all I am the smartest. And the best.
Only thing that sucks is that I didn’t actually win the Gubernatorial election. And that’s only because it turns out it was last year. So I guess I’s a bit late on that one. Never was a person focused on punctuality. More to life than being always on time. Am I right!
But I did win all the other elections so I’s heading to DC to put some political duct tape on this great country of ours and get it running cheaper and better than ever. Those is my core values!
So I guess I won’t be able to write in my blog as often. Not fair to my millions of fans, but I gots to put the needs of the many before the needs of the few. That’s awfully Vulcan of me, I know. But logic dictates that I’m the smartest one in the room. Regardless of the room.
So, don’t bother calling me to fix your furnace while I’s gone. My answering machine is bound to get full up soon enough. With me in charge of both branches of government, you won’t have Bandit it kick around anymore. Fix it yourself. That’s the only thing cheaper than calling me.
Or put on a sweater, you baby!