I’m proud to say that I specialize in everything. That’s so much better than people like my competition, what only specializes in Residential Heating and AC. Ol’ Bandit isn’t just good at a few things. I’s good at everthing.
Need a new furnace? I’m yer guy. Cat stuck in a tree? Call Bandit! Lookin’ for a cheap ride to the airport? It’s Bandit to the rescue once again.
I may have surprised a few folks who weren’t expecting their favourite media personality to be providing such personal service. But when you specialize in everything, this sort of thing can happen. So when you’re booking a car-ride on one of those uber-cool online app thingies, cross yer fingers and hope like H-E double hockey-sticks that it’ll be Bandit at your door.
I’ll even carry yer bags. Calls that value-added!
So take that, Todd. You may think that being good at only a couple things is good enough. But cheap, uh… I mean, “value-conscious” consumers know that being good at everything is better. In fact I’m the best. So run that up your flag-pole and salute it!