If you’re lookin’ for Bandit, you’ve come to the right place. I been doin’ residential and commercial heatin’ and conditionin’, plumbin’, electrical, general contractorin’ and just about any other kind of handyman work all over Hampton Roads since 1998. Shoot, I’ll crawl into your septic tank and pull out a dead skunk if ya pay me enough.
Ya probably seen me on them One Hour Commercials. Todd’s my friend n’ all, but he’s got a different way of doin’ business than all the rest of us. I’m sure ya figured out by now that I’ll give ya the kind of service yer use to. I work 45 minutes of every hour and take the rest for smoke breaks and getting’ my head on straight. Plus I always make my regular customers wait on the hottest days so I get to new customers who needs a whole air conditioner first.
I don’t need all that fancy trainin’ to fix stuff around the house. I got years and years experience and a good head on my shoulders. I’ll get things as close as I can to good. Besides, I know ya really want things done the cheapest way, so I make sure to cut corners whenever possible. One o’ my best friends is duct tape!
About the only thing I can’t stand is distractions while I’m working. So if ya got kids or pets or whatnot, tie ‘em up or put ‘em somewhere where they won’t run into me. I don’t wanna cuss ‘em out or nothin’.
Oh yeah… I’m here to help ya in an emergency, I got my answerin’ machine running all night and on holidays just like everyone else. The only company who’s actually got people answering phones that late is One Hour, but they can afford it cause they’s the biggest.
- Best Technician of the Year (1998-2014) – Bandit Air Awards
- Hampton Roads Best Service (1998-2014) – The Northern Virginia Pilot Observer Herald of Service
- 2nd Place, Story Problems – 9th grade Math/Science competition